"What the hell is this movie doing here in the first place?", you ask yourself? Well, it's like this: I grab a beer and a shot of tequila after a great Monday Night Football game and decide to watch this Mexican wrestlers vs mummies flick I bought. You and I know that "momia" means "mummy" and thats what I was expecting. I would like to know if "Enter, Zombie King" got it's inspiration from this Lucha Libre classic. Netflix says so. Does Bill Marks, the writer say so? I'd like to know,  so Bill, if you ever run into this site please let me know, and send me an autographed poster too, Ulysses' awsome mask would be too much to ask for right?, I thought so. TIA.

Now the synopsis: Typical El Santo, Blue Demon, Mil Mascaras storyline but in this one we have Tinieblas, Blue Angel and Superzan in a big wrestling title match, rescuing pretty girls (stripper), mad scientist with big plans to take over the world, midgets, fast cars and fainting women. Oh yeah, and Zombies wearing paper mache masks.

Will you ever watch this movie? Most likely not. All in Spanish (an occasional "ok" here and there) and NO SUBTITLES! I enjoyed the movie and if asked to let you borrow it I would probably be ok with it as long as you give me a $2.99 deposit. Thats it for now, I have to watch another interesting zombie movie where the first five minutes are of four nearly naked women marching in a camel toe parade. OH YES, two just kissed..... oh wait, the other two just kissed too.... crap, no lip contact..... Gotta go amigos.

Johnny V.